- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Hi? No!!!!!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Soccer...

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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