Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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