What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

A new restaurant KKKcake

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

The weels on the bus go...flat

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOAR??

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