Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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