Comedy.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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