What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Fox News.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

WNBA

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

How old is your mom? Old.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

An asian without a future.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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