- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

Snausages.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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