what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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whoa there

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How are you? Yes

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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