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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Alex Eggbert

I hate blackniggers

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Minecraft.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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