What's up brah brah

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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a ginger has a soul

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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