A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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