water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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raping black women

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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