Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Knock, Knock. Come In.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Straight men can be bronies.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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