- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

obama

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why did I get raped

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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