- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why did I get raped

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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