In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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