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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Spread the net.

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