- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Niki Minaj's ass

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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