Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

IU football

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Your mom.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

I saw a poor man named rich

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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