What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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obama's promises

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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liam buchan is gay !

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Anti Joke

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