How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Heartlight

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Mike tyson

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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