- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

i love huge wieners.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Women's sports.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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