- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Once upon a time.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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