- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Fox News.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

A: B: No pun intended.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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