How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Not Steve Jobs

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Penis

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Cold camel scrotum.

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q

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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