Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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THE GAME

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Thanks

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Matt is not funny.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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I lost my tractor.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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