- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

who is awesome? no one...

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Hello Braydon

Pen15

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

How are you? Yes

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??