A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Soccer...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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