A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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my namew is jd

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Anti Joke

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