How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Farts smell bad!

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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I am a n1gger.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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THE GAME

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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