What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Heartlight

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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