Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Yes.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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