- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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