What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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i love huge wieners.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Penis

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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q

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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