- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Rebecca Black

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

Womens Rights.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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