A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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19th amendment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

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