- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Women's sports.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Fox News.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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