How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Male penises.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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