What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

I saw a poor man named rich

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

pickle juice?

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

A walrus walks into a bar

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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