What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Spread the net.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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FAP

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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