A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A guy has cancer. He dies.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Niki Minaj's ass

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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