What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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