What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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penis

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Spread the net.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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