Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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An atheist walks into a church

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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