Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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