Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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monkey sponge

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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porn-hub

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Chicken

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Men, get on the boat.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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