Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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