Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Republicans

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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The BCS

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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