- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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