- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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