Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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poo is yummy

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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you will now laugh.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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