Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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