If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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