Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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