- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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