Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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IU football

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peter charastabopouloulous

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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