Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Yes.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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