How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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