how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

dislike this...please.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

this girl died

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Woman's Rights

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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