no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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How old is victor? Old

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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