- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

no

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Are you Drew?

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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