a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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