- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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