Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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