why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Ouch.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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