roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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