there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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