Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Dubstep < Music

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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